castianity-and-kayleigh:

ohhmisha:

Found this on a bulliten board at school.

Unless you’re Adam

jpgay:

isnt it weird how like theres a million different species and u got put in the body of a human like u couldve been a giraffe or caterpillar but no ur a human 

nickgrinchaw:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING HARRY FORGOT HIS SIGNATURE BECAUSE HE WAS DRUNK ANDD HE JUST DO THIS OH MY GOD 

following-rons-butterflies:

quasichaotic:

no matter how awful my writing may be

it’s still better than 50 Shades of Grey

how the fuck was this published

grandkanye:

single and ready to eat pringles

kyleehenke:

kyleehenke:

Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED

holy shit you guys sure like my sexy near-death experiences

idiotsonfb:

I’d friend him for sure.

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

lampsarenice:

thatonedave:

dickkickington:

tavbutt:

stitchedego:

O B E Y .  S U B M I T.  C O N S U M E.

FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT

seaweed

THEY HUNGER

i thought that it was blood

WHAT.

kanyewesticle:

i didnt buy your chocolate for no shitty ass jokes smh