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babyferaligator:

cool kid problem #38: having to stop in the middle of sex because you remembered a really funny meme and can’t stop laughing

2 hours ago on June 19th | J | 17,123 notes
randomrumiel:

officer booty reporting for duty 

randomrumiel:

officer booty reporting for duty 

2 hours ago on June 19th | J | 131,857 notes

sodamnrelatable:

HAVE YOU EVER bEEN IN LIKE ONE OF THE GREATEST MOODS EVER AND THEN SOMEONE JUST SAYS ONE THING AND YOUR MOOD JUST GOES

image

2 hours ago on June 19th | J | 224,588 notes

vast-sea:

the sexual tension between you and anyone your age on public transport 

2 hours ago on June 19th | J | 140,116 notes

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

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laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

5 hours ago on June 19th | J | 7,864 notes
bryarly:

I’m SO IMPRESSED omg

bryarly:

I’m SO IMPRESSED omg

9 hours ago on June 19th | J | 4,722 notes
achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

thisisbud:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

thistechgirlisonfire:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

Sh*t, it’s 2am, I meant to go to Bed Several Hours Ago: An Autobiography

Oops, It’s 4am, I Should Probably Go to Bed: A Memoir.

Bloody Hell, Is that the Sunrise?: A Thrilling Conclusion to the Trilogy of Regret

Fuck it, I’ll Just Attempt to Stay Up ‘Till Sundown: A Spin-Off 

What Fucking Day Is It Anymore?: The Movie Adaptation

10 hours ago on June 19th | J | 14,786 notes

liftedandgiftedd:

acutelesbian:

I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking. 

seriously the most accurate thing I ever read.

10 hours ago on June 19th | J | 260,743 notes

theselener:

freakvevo:

freakvevo:

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish

One is an inanimate object used for musical purposes while the other is a water inhabiting vertebrate

you can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish

10 hours ago on June 19th | J | 22,438 notes

oomshi:

*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds

11 hours ago on June 19th | J | 54,101 notes