Found this on a bulliten board at school.
Unless you’re Adam
isnt it weird how like theres a million different species and u got put in the body of a human like u couldve been a giraffe or caterpillar but no ur a human
I CANT STOP LAUGHING HARRY FORGOT HIS SIGNATURE BECAUSE HE WAS DRUNK ANDD HE JUST DO THIS OH MY GOD
no matter how awful my writing may be
it’s still better than 50 Shades of Grey
how the fuck was this published
single and ready to eat pringles
Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED
holy shit you guys sure like my sexy near-death experiences
I’d friend him for sure.
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Do you ever regret making something?
but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it
O B E Y . S U B M I T. C O N S U M E.
FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT
i thought that it was blood
i didnt buy your chocolate for no shitty ass jokes smh