worldpeaces:

when people who aren’t even in your convo interrupt you

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oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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crunchier:

My personality:

  • I’m loud.
  • I’m obnoxious.
  • I’m sarcastic.
  • I’m cocky.
  • I cry easily.
  • I have a bad temper.
  • I’m easy to get along with.
  • I have more enemies than friends.
  • I’ve smoked.
  • I’ve smoked weed.
  • I drink coffee.
  • I clean my room daily.

My appearance:

  • I wear a…
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mishasminions:

I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK

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celeryandhummus:

nanner:

Kristin Stewart is having none of your gendered bull shit

kristen is an actual kickass feminist who speaks up aaaall the time and gets so little credit for it

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jpgay:

please tell me this is ironic

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tinychatter:

you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit

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argylesbian:

WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK I WAS GONNA GO TO SLEEP BUT I OPENED MY EYES AND TURNED ON MY PHONE TO REVEAL A SPIDER CRAWLING ON MY BLANKET BY MY FACE. I WAS PROBABLY GONMA EAT THAT SPIDER IN MY SLEEP. AM I THE STATISTICAL ERROR? AM I SPIDER GEORG? HAVE I BEEN EATING 10,000 SPIDERS EVERY DAY? I AM AN OUTLIER ADN SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN COUNTED

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sapphiric-alpha:

elux:

I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen

My grandmother once stood up screaming with joy when she thought she’d won a family Mario Kart match.
She’d been watching my screen and had spent the last few minutes repeatedly driving into the sea.
She didn’t speak to anyone but grandad for two weeks.

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17yr:

[boy voice] yeah i read a lot of nietzsche and hemingway, i listen to radiohead and radiohead only, pop music makes me sick, i’m all about equal rights between men and women and all but theres scientific evidence that men are better than women

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save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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